Christmas Tree Decoration - Santa on Toilet

Every tree needs one decoration that makes people stop and look twice. This is it. Santa has slipped away from the workshop for five minutes of peace, pants around his ankles, boots off, quietly reading on the loo while the rest of Christmas carries on without him.

The detail is what sells it. A glossy red suit and hat with a high-shine metallic finish, a proper white beard, a little blue book in his hands and a silver toilet underneath him. He hangs from a gold cord and stands about 11cm tall, light enough to sit on an outer branch where everyone will spot him.

It's the ornament that gets picked up, turned over and laughed at every year, and it makes a brilliant Kris Kringle gift or stocking filler for anyone whose sense of humour runs a little cheeky.